How do you do? I am Goatllama. I have many tales to tell, gathered over my many thousands of years of gallivanting about the terrestrial plane. Step into my lair and I shall pull some pages from my tome for your enjoyment. Stay as long as you’d like, or perhaps longer.
There are many doors from which to pick – why are you wasting your time reading this footnote? Go on, click a tale!
LEGACY TEXT
Hooray War and Peace class!
However, as of 2015 this blog will be used to post my writing. So, I thank the liberal arts for introducing me to the site, but now it’s time for some personal use.
Tome of Goatllama 
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